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Post by Adam on Oct 18, 2024 23:23:25 GMT
I love a good pun. If it’s train related, it's even better.
Why can’t train engineers get electrocuted? They’re not the conductor.
Bring on your train (or not) related dad joke!
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Post by JDaddy on Oct 19, 2024 0:51:43 GMT
Train conductors are often known for their love of drinking, they just keep chugging them down!
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Post by af3020 on Oct 19, 2024 1:31:30 GMT
All steam locomotive engineers have a tender behind.
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Post by Traindiesel! on Oct 19, 2024 2:12:08 GMT
What do you call a school teacher that doesn’t fart in public?
A private tooter.
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Post by david1 on Oct 19, 2024 3:03:04 GMT
What do you call a guy who tells bad puns, TRAINDIESEL!!
Dave
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Post by david1 on Oct 19, 2024 3:04:59 GMT
What do you call angry engineer, eccentric crank!!!
Dave
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Post by Traindiesel! on Oct 19, 2024 4:56:45 GMT
Where do cows go to for vacation?
Upstate Moo York.
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Post by Traindiesel! on Oct 19, 2024 5:06:16 GMT
A horse walks into a bar to buy a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, “Why the long face?”
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Post by Adam on Oct 19, 2024 10:31:53 GMT
A termite walks into a bar and asks the guy next to him "Is the bar tender here?"
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Post by Adam on Oct 19, 2024 10:32:06 GMT
What do you call a guy who tells bad puns, TRAINDIESEL!! Dave Best one so far!
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Post by af3020 on Oct 19, 2024 13:17:33 GMT
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" and the bartender says, "For you, no charge."
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? Attract her.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something horrible is about to happen... I can feel it.
My neighbor tells me every time his doorbell rings, his dog goes and sits in the corner. It would though...it's a boxer.
A German, Italian, and Czechoslovakian go on a hunting trip together, but end up getting eaten at their campsite by a pair of bears, one female, the other male.
Subsequent autopsies of the bears found that the German and Italian hunters were in the female bear while the Czech was in the male.
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Post by dennym57 on Oct 19, 2024 15:00:55 GMT
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? My pop is bigger than your pop.
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Post by Traindiesel! on Oct 19, 2024 20:07:18 GMT
What did the band conductor name his twin daughters?
Anna One Anna Two
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Post by frankmulligan on Oct 19, 2024 20:38:54 GMT
What did the fish say when it hit a wall. Dam!
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Post by frankmulligan on Oct 19, 2024 20:39:22 GMT
I like my ceiling. It's not my favorite, but it's up there.
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