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Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 13, 2024 5:20:31 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 13, 2024 5:20:31 GMT I was at the bank today when an old lady asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 13, 2024 5:23:42 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 13, 2024 5:23:42 GMT A research study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 13, 2024 5:25:04 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 13, 2024 5:25:04 GMT Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident? The ICU.
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 13, 2024 5:26:37 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 13, 2024 5:26:37 GMT A job recruiter told me I should dress for the job I want, not the job I have. So I went to the interview dressed as Batman. I didn't get the job.
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

af3020 Senior Member Posts: 494	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 13, 2024 14:23:02 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by af3020 on Nov 13, 2024 14:23:02 GMT Did you know that if you boil a funny bone you will get laughing stock?

Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 16, 2024 23:07:53 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 16, 2024 23:07:53 GMT If we don’t stop with these corny jokes, they’re gonna call the crops!
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

Traindiesel! Master Eat, Sleep, Run Trains, Repeat ! Posts: 3,275	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 16, 2024 23:08:51 GMT Adam and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Traindiesel! on Nov 16, 2024 23:08:51 GMT Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exhausted.
	O Gauge trains, it's not an addiction, it's a dedication !! Brian President, Chief Executive Officer Penn American Railroad "Serving the Living Room"

Adam Moderator Posts: 10,693	Dad Jokes (puns) Nov 16, 2024 23:11:38 GMT Traindiesel! and curtis like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Adam on Nov 16, 2024 23:11:38 GMT Mike Tyson woke up this morning a hero. He was a little Thor.
	Adam Rypinski President of the MESA-East Model Railroad We are small but mighty! www.youtube.com/channel/UC2byvagcL0P8JD4LgJdnnPw Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers