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Post by david1 on Dec 12, 2023 17:18:22 GMT
There is alot of bad jokes here but I love them. Keep them coming!!!!
Dave
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Post by healey36 on Dec 12, 2023 18:38:36 GMT
It's from the song Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer ....Olive the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names.... Oh good grief, lol...
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Post by Adam on Dec 12, 2023 18:52:59 GMT
Do snowglobes ever get scared? Never, but sometimes they get a little shaken.
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Post by Adam on Dec 12, 2023 18:54:13 GMT
Did you hear about the ski trip? It started off fine but went downhill fast.
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Post by Adam on Dec 12, 2023 18:55:02 GMT
What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots too?
OK, I’ll stop, for now.
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Post by david1 on Dec 12, 2023 23:53:33 GMT
Yea you better!!
Dave
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Post by Adam on Dec 12, 2023 23:56:17 GMT
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Post by david1 on Dec 13, 2023 4:18:56 GMT
Yes my fault, sorry guys!!!
Dave
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Post by healey36 on Dec 13, 2023 20:31:44 GMT
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Post by dennym57 on Dec 13, 2023 23:07:32 GMT
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was great, but their reception was lousy.
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Post by atsda on Dec 13, 2023 23:51:15 GMT
I made this one up – therefore, you know it will be bad. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she noticed that the North Pole weather was warming? “Looks like rein deer.” Alfred
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Post by dennym57 on Dec 14, 2023 0:58:44 GMT
I made this one up – therefore, you know it will be bad. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she noticed that the North Pole weather was warming? “Looks like rein deer.” Alfred That was painful.
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Post by af3020 on Dec 14, 2023 2:00:05 GMT
I wasn't really into putting ornaments on the tree this year so I just put on 10 rations = 1 decoration
Then there was the kid that ate the electrical cord to his train transformer - his parents had to ground him until he conducted himself properly.
What do you call an old snowman? ... Water!
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Post by edlloyd on Dec 14, 2023 2:27:21 GMT
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? 2 snow balls.......
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Post by atsda on Dec 15, 2023 1:11:06 GMT
I nearly shook the laptop off the table while reading these jokes. Alfred
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