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Post by Adam on Dec 11, 2023 17:48:30 GMT
I love Dad Jokes (aka puns) and the Christmas ones are the best.
Here are a couple. Share your favorites.
Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist?
Because he had low elf-esteem.
What is Santa’s nationality?
He’s North Pole-ish.
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Post by healey36 on Dec 11, 2023 19:48:08 GMT
Who's Santa's favorite female pop star?
Answer: Beyon-Sleigh
Hahaha...oy, that's terrible.
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Post by keithb on Dec 11, 2023 20:10:17 GMT
You guys are funny, well almost.  |
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Post by Adam on Dec 11, 2023 20:15:37 GMT
You guys are funny, well almost. Maybe funny looking!
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Post by dennym57 on Dec 12, 2023 0:48:13 GMT
Yeesh...
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Post by firewood on Dec 12, 2023 1:22:12 GMT
Not so Christmassy, but a Dad-joke all the same…  |
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Post by david1 on Dec 12, 2023 1:22:48 GMT
What does a cat get when he crosses a sand box,
"Sandy claws"
Ok not that funny!!
Dave
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Post by dennym57 on Dec 12, 2023 1:49:47 GMT
Did you hear about the fellow who fell asleep under a muffler? He woke up exhausted.😋
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Post by af3020 on Dec 12, 2023 2:57:31 GMT
What's the best gift you can give a kid?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.
For a Christmas gift for my friend I did an early order for a book called How to Scam People. It's been 4 months and it still hasn't arrived...
I don't let my kids watch the big concert presentations of Christmas music on tv: too much sax and violins.
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Post by Country Joe on Dec 12, 2023 3:48:11 GMT
What does a cat get when he crosses a sand box, "Sandy claws" Ok not that funny!! Dave Dave’s joke is a variation of one of my favorite Christmas jokes: Why did the cat go to the desert for Christmas? He wanted to see Sandy Claws!
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Post by healey36 on Dec 12, 2023 13:07:34 GMT
How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?
Eight bucks, or nine if the weather is bad.
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Post by af3020 on Dec 12, 2023 13:51:51 GMT
healey36 - what about the girl? You know, Olive the other reindeer....  |
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Post by curtis on Dec 12, 2023 14:05:39 GMT
Olive? They can fly so they don't need oil!
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Post by healey36 on Dec 12, 2023 15:26:23 GMT
healey36 - what about the girl? You know, Olive the other reindeer.... Who's Olive? I must be behind on my Christmas movies/adaptations.
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Post by af3020 on Dec 12, 2023 16:41:59 GMT
It's from the song Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer
....Olive the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names....
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